this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
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I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
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I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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