Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Randomize