But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I won't apologize to a one balled man
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Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
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I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
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