I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
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and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
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The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
my poor anus
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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