My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
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I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
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sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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