i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
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Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
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Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
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