...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
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I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
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I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
There's even glitter on my cock...
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