i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
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tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
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I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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