just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
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did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
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We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
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