Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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