I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
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just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
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I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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