i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
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Just invented taco cereal.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
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Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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