This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
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It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
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I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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