I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
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I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
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I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
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