zippers are such a cool invention
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
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No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
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He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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