dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
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The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
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11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Hello my rib-scented angel!
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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