...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
she peed on how many people?
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eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
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My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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