This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
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Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
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there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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