she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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