SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
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Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
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My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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