You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
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She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
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Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
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