Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
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Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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