I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
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his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
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In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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