I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
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Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
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We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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