p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
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He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
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I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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