It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
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This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
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Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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