why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
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so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Randomize