Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
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i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
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Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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