y did u give ur computer a hand job?
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
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Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
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Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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