Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
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Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
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just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
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