I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
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I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
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It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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