Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
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i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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