Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
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We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
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his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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