My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
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Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
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I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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