Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
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False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
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I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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