Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
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He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
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And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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