Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
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Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
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If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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