Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
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She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
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Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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