The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
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I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
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You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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