There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
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I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
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Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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