People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
well you can't waste a boner
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
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we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
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He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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