i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
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I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
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Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
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