you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
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My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
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It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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