whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
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you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
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I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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