well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
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they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
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I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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