i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
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You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
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I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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