i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
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I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
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Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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