BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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