He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
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he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
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I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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