you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
How's work?
Spinning.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
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New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
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I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
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