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You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
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She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
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Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
The struggles of a small town man whore
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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